Thursday, October 12, 2006

Do you fancy a Donald Duck?

The BIG BROTHER of "TIMES OF INDIA" in Britain - THE SUN. The only nonsense newspaper has released this news item today.

RANDY pooch Goofy is seen ROMPING with Minnie Mouse in a Disney video that’s definitely not meant for family viewing.

The costumed characters simulate sex in an illicit clip shot at a theme park and circulated on the internet.

The hilarious footage even shows kids’ favourite Mickey Mouse in a GAY clinch with a snowman.

Minutes after the backstage frolics, the characters go out to perform their regular Disney routine in front of hundreds of kids.
An insider said last night: “It’s Disney characters as you’ve never seen them before. Goofy grabs Minnie’s boobs but the highlight has to be Mickey’s gay romp.”

The incredible “orgy” is given an added bizarre touch by the characters’ constant fixed grins.

It begins with cartoon dog Goofy GRABBING Minnie from behind and pretending to have sex with her. She pulls herself away, but is then CORNERED for more fake sex with the giant snowman.

Then Mickey gets friendly with the snowman — and the gay action continues with Goofy having a steamy CLINCH with cartoon chipmunks Chip ’n’ Dale. Finally, the horny hound CUPS Minnie’s boobs.

The 2½-minute clip is believed to have been shot by another character or worker with a concealed camera at Disneyland Resort Paris.

A French voiceover announces “Disneyland backstage, it’s hot!”

Bosses were said to be outraged last night. The insider added: “The organisation never tolerates any behaviour that could taint its spotless image. They will be desperate to get to the bottom of this.”

A Disney spokeswoman said: “We are aware of the video that was taken in an area not accessible to guests at Disneyland Resort Paris.

“We regret any offence it might cause. Action has been taken to prevent this happening again.”

Disney declined to say whether any staff had already been sacked or disciplined over the video.

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